She announced her abortion via fbk
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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