Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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