Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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