flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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