captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
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What's up with this person that always uses in the face.. It's so damn annoying
In Soviet Russia the Reeses Puffs eat you!
You should really never eat anything out of the sink. It's the most unclean place in your house— worse even than your toilet. I know this is true b/c it was on the Oprah show.
Its REESE'S pieces! NOT reesees!! Like the brother from malcolm in the middle. His name is REESE! Ahhhh this drives me crazy.
i hope the sink was clean! lol
Haha that sovet russia joke was the funniest thing I've seen on this site!
As fucking stupid as I thought most of those taglines are that ppl use, the "in the face" one really out-retarded everyone. It sounds like broken English or some kid who doesn't even get the meaning of what he is saying
The good Captain also taught you to take it in the face.........in the face!
If Oprah said it it must be true.
The captain is a cruel and merciless tutor
That is fuckin awesome