Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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