Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
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Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
We just shotgunned beers for America
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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