me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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