Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
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i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
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He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Life without a bra equals bliss.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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