They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
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