He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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