what is it with giant penises always finding me
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she's got a gps: giant penis satellite.
Your giant vagina attracts them.
This is obviously fake, giant penises are terrible at hide-and-seek!
I heart you, manlaw.
So...everyone here assumes this is a woman?
Maybe your "I love giant dicks" tattoo?
if this is a complaint, you can send a couple my way....
And you're complaining about this why? Do you enjoy having sex with a guy who is the same size as his pinky??
Many women wouldn't be complaining about this.
Big dicks are like lightning... They take the path of least resistance.
Oh you poor, poor thing.
And that's a bad thing?
They're like Divining Rods.
I always seem to get the opposite; wanna trade?
The giant cocks are drawn to you..turn off your seeking device for them and they will seek another hole to penetrate.
I have the opposite problem...
You must be fat then.
I couldn't have said it better myself!
Are you playing minecraft? Cause that makes so much sense.
Do "your giant vagina attracts them" as sarge from red vs blue
If you do enough guys, you can probably get a sampling.
Wow 216, good one...
why are you complaining????
I know, right!?! I have the same problem! Love that problem!