what is it with giant penises always finding me
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she's got a gps: giant penis satellite.
Your giant vagina attracts them.
This is obviously fake, giant penises are terrible at hide-and-seek!
I heart you, manlaw.
Maybe your "I love giant dicks" tattoo?
if this is a complaint, you can send a couple my way....
So...everyone here assumes this is a woman?
And you're complaining about this why? Do you enjoy having sex with a guy who is the same size as his pinky??
Big dicks are like lightning... They take the path of least resistance.
Many women wouldn't be complaining about this.
They're like Divining Rods.
And that's a bad thing?
Oh you poor, poor thing.
I always seem to get the opposite; wanna trade?
The giant cocks are drawn to you..turn off your seeking device for them and they will seek another hole to penetrate.
I have the opposite problem...
Are you playing minecraft? Cause that makes so much sense.
I couldn't have said it better myself!
You must be fat then.
Do "your giant vagina attracts them" as sarge from red vs blue
why are you complaining????
Wow 216, good one...
If you do enough guys, you can probably get a sampling.
I know, right!?! I have the same problem! Love that problem!