wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
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The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
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I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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