Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
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if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
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This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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