They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
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How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
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Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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