Christians are straight up FREAKS
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
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Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
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I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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