i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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