if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
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The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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