That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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