Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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