let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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