I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
her facebook's as public as her vagina
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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