Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
