so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
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I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize