I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
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I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
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this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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