Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
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The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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