And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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