I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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