How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
