Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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