I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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