I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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