Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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