I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
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i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
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im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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