Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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