i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
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I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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