Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
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it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
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I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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