It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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