He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
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I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
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Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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