Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
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i doubt 9:51 is getting many offers anyway considering he's actually fucking stupid enough to say "no way in he'll." seriously though, i hope that was some kind of joke.
1:59... Way to fail at spelling bj
Most girls think they give "awesome blow jobs," unfortunately most do not, you got to talk them through it, gets old. Too many marks telling them they do it right, when they really don't
If a girl doesn't give blowjobs to her boyfriend in 2009, she is just asking him to cheat.
Hahahaha. Absolutely not fake. Just responding to a text sent by my boyfriend. :]
8:39 su u uckssss and also sucks.
8:31 is a douche bag. I give head but like fuck not all girls want to suck your cock. Sorry honey, try washing.
Hey 8:31, if a guy Is not an amazing lay who knows what he's doing in 2009, he's just asking for for her to cheat.
Guys can't handle it when the tables are turned.
10:34 your parents must be so proud of blessing you with loose standards and big loose pussy.
Or stamped on your forehead at the bar so it's easier to find the loose one at the end of the night.
You get special consideration in the interview if you swallow.
Most guys are worse off at cjs. The vag is NOT an popsicle.
I have 9 inch dicks on my resume. If I'm gonna risk being pregnant it's not gonna be some 7 inch dude no girl is truly happy with
Not that Im against bj skills, but what a douchey thing to say
A vag is not a popsicle. Popsicles don't queef, bleed, leak, stink, or pop out small popsicles
Keepin it classy, eh CENLA?
rather toss a salad any day
"here's the deal: a guy will only help you with your emotions as long as you pay him with a blowjob."
It's neither unclassy nor douchey to say as a joke to the person you're dating. Geez.
Closer to "at least half-awesome texts" on the tfln resume. This is not amusing.
I'll blow a fat load in your face, bitch!
So damn true... No way in he'll I'm taking you out for diner and shit with my cut hours if you have less then amazing oral talent and wont swallow... It's tough out there
it's not a blow job until she licks your choda
White girl suck my thang yesterday
In Soviet Russia, everybody have "awesome blowjobs" on resume.
and the sad thing is when i read this the first thought that came to mind was
oh so qualified
Worst pickup line ever
haha yea I totally knew this wasn't fake because I've had conversations exactly like this. I had one Saturday night, in fact.
A CJ? That's so fucking stupid.
Hanging like my nuts