Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
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on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
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she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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