2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
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i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
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Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
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