and she was petting her beer can
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
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I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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