i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
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he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
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He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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