I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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