What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
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Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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