3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
she peed on how many people?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
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I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
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Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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