i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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