Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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