Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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