Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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