And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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