why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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