sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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