? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
he told me I talked like a deaf person
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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