that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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