check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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